1. To keep up with his 15 year old mistress – Keeping up sexually with someone 13 years younger than you is tough, he had to recuperate fast, and steroids is just the magical drug to do that.
2. To fight off John Daly – After porking his wife, he felt he would need some extra muscle to deal with the golfin’ shirtless heavyweight every blue-collar guy likes
3. He was jealous of Andy Pettitte – I mean all the women liked Andy better, Clemens’s wife probably was talking about Pettitte all the time.
4. He hates black people – I mean come on, he is from Texas, and he knew he needed the extra muscle for more than
5. He did not want to misremember anything – As he saw from Andy Pettitte misremembering is a tough thing. You can mistake steroid use and all that. And Roger as we know did not want to do that.

The Guru

These mofos are sick

Yes he’s crazy

You ever wonder why this guy never won a ring?

So the Asshole is angry and he decides to call everyone out. I would prefer to handle this behind closed doors, but the ASS let the cat out the bag.  It was the Asshole, Logan Thunderbeef (not his real name) who suggested that we (Black on Black Guy Report) start blogging in May. It is the Asshole, who regularly goes back and deletes articles that the Sports Guru & the Gentleman post. It was the Asshole who changed the site password, prohibiting us from posting anything while he was being gay on vacation in Atlanta. Now, he wants to get mad?

I’m going to take the Gentleman approach and be the bigger man. Nothing good comes from playing with Assholes…..but shit

Will Hatcher, Black on Black Guy Report

 

 

 

Cool Song. Crazy Bitch

As a gentleman I have heard the offensive comments on my lack of blogging. However being a gentleman I will not stoop to the pedestrian level of the Asshole, or for that matter the Sports Guru. I will rise above this debauchery as I have in much of my Gentlemanly life, and leave the shennanigans to the peasants.

Thank You, Dictated Not Read

The Gentleman

Now I have been hearing allegations that the asshole is “outposting” me. What is this? I am in the middle of the second greatest time in sports (NBA and NHL playoffs, the NFL Draft, and Major League Baseball has started). Unlike the asshole (And I am purposely leaving the name uncapitalized) I have a life. I don’t stay on the Internet all day jacking my dick looking for posts. He doesn’t even have a girlfriend. This shit ain’t over.

I will meet you in the office and beat you like Chris Childs beat Kobe. Hell, I will slam you on the table like Reggie Miller did Kobe. Yeah thats right you are nothing but a classic pussy, we here in the sports world would liken you to Shawn Bradley… That is all that happens to you except, instead of dunking on you, the world shits on you. No wonder you are an asshole. Damn I feel sorry for your mother. I cant wait to see you in the meeting jerk off, your ass is mine. OH YEAH…

This is what I’m gonna do to your face. Bitch

My side hurts. This is too funny